Unisex Baby Names

Monday, July 6th, 2015

Are you going to have a baby soon? Not sure what to name him/her? Obviously the first thing you did was consult our blog. Here’s a list of unisex baby names for you to use.

Jesse
Jamie
Lindsay
Dana
Robin
Adrian
Snake
Reece
Ashley
Noel Fielding
Kim
Bobby
Chumbawumba
Aubrey
Boo Boo
Billy
Jo
Tortilla Jackson
Tracy
Chongo
Morrissey
Cameron
Diarrhea McGillicutty
Corey
Casey
Aryan Nation
Shane
Zoe (don’t name your kid Zoe)

Getting to Know Unisex: Tabitha

Wednesday, July 1st, 2015

We’ve decided to help you get to know us by answering a random assortment of questions from fuckyeahsurveys.tumblr.com. Meet Tabitha, writer, actor and gynecologist for men.

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Name: Tabitha J. Fox
Sign: Beast
Eye Colour: Red
Favorite color: Yin Yang
What do you hate? Rude peeps, kale, Maroon 5
Who is your style icon? Weird Al
Favorite animal: Cat wearing sunglasses
Spirit animal: Cat wearing sunglasses
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? level of tan-ness, butt cuteness
What sport were you best at in High School?  Lunch
Biggest Fear: Ghosts/security camera footage
When did you last cry? I’m crying right now
What would you do if you were invisible? look at tan butts in the boys locker room
Biggest Regret: Seeing Titanic instead of Spice World in 1999
Which Pokemon has been the most influential on your life? Definitely Jigglypuff.
Do you believe in life on other planets? Please see my X-Files fanfic for a detailed answer.
Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? I like video chatting, but I use VHS.
Gozer the Gozarian has told you to choose the form of The Destructor. Who do you choose? JESUS
Tell me what your backpack looks like: Just a plain Jansport but I decorated it with whiteout and some cool shroom patches.
Who are you texting right now?  Grindr

Getting to Know Unisex: Zach

Wednesday, July 1st, 2015

We’ve decided to let you get to know Unisex by answering a random assortment of questions from fuckyeahsurveys.tumblr.com. Zach is the third member of our group, he does shows with us a lot and is funny, but he doesn’t know who Gozer the Gozarian is so he loses points for that.

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Name: Zach Garner
Sign: Pentagram
Eye Color: Soulless
Favorite color: Black
What do you hate?  Sunlight, Werewolf, Church
Who is your style icon?  Vlad the Impaler
Favorite animal: Leach
Spirit animal: A Bat
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their necks
What sport were you best at in High School? Fencing
Biggest Fear: Someone rams a steak into my heart
When did you last cry? Year 1842
What would you do if you were invisible? Creep around places where women were undressing
Biggest Regret: Joining Team Jacob
Which Pokemon has been the most influential on your life? Woobat
Do you believe in life on other planets?  Oh yeah… you betcha.
Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Cybering
Gozer the Gozarian has told you to choose the form of The Destructor. Who do you choose?
I have absolutely no idea what this means.
Tell me what your backpack looks like: It looks like a long black cape
Who are you texting right now? With my mind.

MTV Presents: Dad Code!

Wednesday, July 1st, 2015

Jason directed/made graphics for a new Dinner For One video based on MTV’s Girl/Guy Code. Check it out if you’re a Dad! Or if you’re not!

Meet The New Girl

Wednesday, July 1st, 2015

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Tabitha recently starred in a hilarious Mad Men parody written by Madonna Refugia and produced by Kate Moran. It co-stars some of our buds from Philadelphia and it was a blast to make.

Originally posted on Tabitha Vidaurri:

I recently starred in a hilarious Mad Men parody written by Madonna Refugia and produced by Kate Moran. It co-stars some of my buds from Philadelphia and it was a blast to make.

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NEW VIDEO! – Unlocking Your Potential!

Friday, June 5th, 2015

We made this video about the true secret to unlocking talent and success in life…

Girl, Please: A New Play

Thursday, June 4th, 2015

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Tabitha’s play opens tomorrow. It stars some very good comedy buddies of ours!

Originally posted on Tabitha Vidaurri:

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I am excited to announce that I have a play premiering tomorrow at The Bushwick Starr in the OYE! Avant-garde Festival presented by The Brooklyn Gypsies, a theater collective based in Bushwick. And let me tell you, they’re a real groovy group of kids. It’s a night of new works by a variety of Brooklyn/NYC artists, followed by food, drink and music.

Girl, Please is a short play I wrote and directed, and it stars Kevin Feehery, Jessica Ritacco and Peter Zuorick – all of whom are talented comics that I’ve worked with on other shows. The play is about a comedian. It has jokes it it. And it takes place at the famous Bellevue Hospital Psych Ward.

I hope to see you there, it’s going to be a really great couple of nights. You can get your tickets here.

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Upcoming Unisex Shows

Wednesday, May 13th, 2015

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Hot shows here, getcha hot shows!

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Unisex has two great shows coming up. We’re psyched to be performing with some of our very best comedy buds.

May 22nd we’ll be at the Treehouse Theater with The Grape Dutches, and then on May 28th we’re hosting a variety show at Standard Toykraft in Brooklyn. It’s gonna be fun on a bun!

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Unisex is on The Macaulay Culkin Show Tonight!

Sunday, April 26th, 2015

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April Shows!

Friday, April 24th, 2015

Originally posted on Tabitha Vidaurri:

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I’ll be doing comedy at the following events:

Last Chance Dance
Thursday, April 23 7pm
The PIT Underground
123 E 24 St, NYC

Prove it All Night!
Saturday, April 25th 9pm
WFMU’s Monty Hall
43 Montgomery St, Jersey City

The Macaulay Culkin Show
Sunday, April 26th, 7pm
Shea Stadium
20 Meadow St, Brooklyn

Fresh Perspectives with Julio Torres
Monday, April 27 8:30
Muchmores
2 Havemeyer St, Brooklyn

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